Here I Sit Cross Stitch Pattern (Clean)

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💙 DESCRIPTION

This is for PDF digital downloads only. Nothing will be mailed. PDF Page Size = US Letter 8.5” x 11”, approx. UK Size A4

“Here I Sit
Broken Hearted
Came to Poop
But Only Farted”

A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it in your bathroom or toilet.

This is the “clean” version. Find the “dirty” version here.

Part of the Shits & Giggles Collection. Check out the full collection here:
https://notoriousneedle.gumroad.com/?query=shits+and+giggles

💙 PATTERN DETAILS

🪡 Cross Stitch and Back Stitch

🪡 Colors x 8

🪡 144w x 171h stitches

🪡 Stitch Count: 9,943

🪡 14ct: 6.7 x 6.9 in (17.0 x 17.5 cm)


💙 PATTERN SIZES

🪡 14 ct 144 x 171 Stitches (10.3 x 12.2 in.)

🪡 16 ct 144 x 171 Stitches (9.0 x 10.7 in.)

🪡 18 ct 144 x 171 Stitches (8.0 x 9.5 in.)

🪡 22 ct 144 x 171 Stitches (6.5 x 7.8 in.)

🪡 32 ct 144 x 171 Stitches (4.5 x 5.3 in.)


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💙 PATTERNS INCLUDE

🪡 Photo of completed project

🪡 Pattern Chart

🪡 Page Map for patterns larger than one page

🪡 Floss Color Key

🪡 Skein length estimates for each color

🪡 Thread Sorter

🪡 Links to free tutorials


💙 WHAT YOU NEED

🪡 Evenweave fabric or cloth

🪡 Embroidery floss (the pattern lists DMC color codes)

🪡 Tapestry Needle

🪡 Scissors / thread snippers

🪡 Comfy chair

🪡 Glass of Wine or Sparkling Cider - optional :-)

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💙 DELIVERY

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💙 COPYRIGHT

This pattern is copyrighted by Notorious Needle and may not be sold or reproduced without permission. Finished projects made from Notorious Needle patterns may not be sold without permission.


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Floss Color Key
Skein length estimates for each color
Thread Sorter
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$7.50

Here I Sit Cross Stitch Pattern (Clean)

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