Shit or Masturbate Cross Stitch Pattern

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💙 DESCRIPTION

This is for PDF digital downloads only. Nothing will be mailed. PDF Page Size = US Letter 8.5” x 11”, approx. UK Size A4

“Here I sit
And hesitate.
Shall I shit
Or masturbate?”

As raunchy a limerick as anyone could possibly want in their bathroom or powder room. Every one who uses your loo will loose their mind laughing. This pattern features vintage fonts in cheerful colors, surrounded by pretty borders and crowned with a roll of toilet paper.

Part of the Shits & Giggles Collection. Check out the full collection here:
https://notoriousneedle.gumroad.com/?query=shits+and+giggles

💙 PATTERN DETAILS

🪡 Cross Stitch and Back Stitch

🪡 Colors x 8

🪡 137w x 173h stitches

🪡 Stitch Count: 8,973


💙 PATTERN SIZES

🪡 14 ct 137 x 173 Stitches (9.8 x 12.4 in.)

🪡 16 ct 137 x 173 Stitches (8.6 x 10.8 in.)

🪡 18 ct 137 x 173 Stitches (7.6 x 9.6 in.)

🪡 22 ct 137 x 173 Stitches (6.2 x 7.9 in.)

🪡 32 ct 137 x 173 Stitches (4.3 x 5.4 in.)


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💙 PATTERNS INCLUDE

🪡 Photo of completed project

🪡 Pattern Chart

🪡 Page Map for patterns larger than one page

🪡 Floss Color Key

🪡 Skein length estimates for each color

🪡 Thread Sorter

🪡 Links to free tutorials


💙 WHAT YOU NEED

🪡 Evenweave fabric or cloth

🪡 Embroidery floss (the pattern lists DMC color codes)

🪡 Tapestry Needle

🪡 Scissors / thread snippers

🪡 Comfy chair

🪡 Glass of Wine or Sparkling Cider - optional :-)

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💙 DELIVERY

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💙 COPYRIGHT

This pattern is copyrighted by Notorious Needle and may not be sold or reproduced without permission. Finished projects made from Notorious Needle patterns may not be sold without permission.


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Thread Sorter
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Shit or Masturbate Cross Stitch Pattern

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